Can't Wait?  Tell Us About It!

by Robert P. Heslin, for ElectionDebates.com

Rush Limbaugh took the words right out of our mouths when it came to the latest Occupy Wall Street "We Can't Wait" chant. It does indeed cut both ways.

"Obama is trying to get the aggrieved, the down-trodden, the underwater, the foreclosed upon to agree with him," he said recently on his radio show. "Just go around Congress, just forget the constitution, forget the republic, forget the democratic process, we can’t wait. It’s too important. We gotta do it ourselves."

Limbaugh then proceeded to generously outline a theoretical conservative response, which has us nodding in firm agreement:

• We can’t wait to appeal Obamacare.
  
  
• We can’t wait to appeal Dodd-Frank.
  
  
• We can’t wait to cut spending, to balance the budget.
  
  
• We can’t wait to end all these Democrat party money-laundering schemes.
  
  
• We can’t wait to get all the facts on Fast and Furious.
  
  
• We can’t wait to get rid of Eric Holder, (and) rein in the EPA.
  
  
• We can’t wait to cut taxes on job creators.
  
  
• We can’t wait to make this radical, leftist, divisive, failed President a one-termer.
  
  
• We can’t wait to have Voter ID laws in all 57 states.
  
  
• We can’t wait for mooch-ell, My Belle Obama to mind her own business, when it comes to what we eat.
  
  
• And we really can’t wait for these Occupy Wall Street protestors to bathe and get the stench of urine off of themselves.